DAVID ASKS “HOW OLD ARE YOU”
SHE GAVE HIM THE DEVILS EYE AND GOES “ELEVEN”
AS IN SHES GONNA SHOW EVERYONE WHAT HER ELEVEN YEAR OLD SELF CAN FUCKIN DO
Defining moment in Mum’s teaching history: A kid that had been bad/annoying in class, got told by a teacher that he had go outside and don’t come back till he had caught a seagull (a.k.a. never) (also he was six). Like half an hour later he came back with a live seagull. Made a trap - used his lunch - caught a seagull.
what the fuck
Things to know for no reason.
Train don’t give a fuck
CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKER SUCK MY DICK
~Dashing though the snow~
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
the first thing I thought of was THIS WILL BE GOOD FOR THE ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE! nerd.
This is the coolest shit ever. Someone come camping with me.
yes yes yes! this is amazing